July 25, 2005

【お前ら、何考えとんや〜！】「学校の先生」ぶった切り〜！

リョースケまいどーリョースケです
またもや大物カップルの離婚がありましたねぇ。 サイバーエージェントの藤田社長と女優の奥菜恵。 わずか１年半のスピード破局とは．．． 男女の仲は分かりませんなぁ。 しかし昔から女優と青年実業家のカップルはうまく いかないことが多いからね。やっぱりお互い忙しいからスレ違いが生じるんでしょうねぇ。

あんまり人のことばっかり言うと「お前は人の心配してる 場合ちゃうやろ！」と
突っ込まれそうなのでこれぐらいにしておきます。

さて今回のターゲットは「学校の先生」です



コラー！！！！！！！！

オレが小学校６年生のときの校長先生。
うちの小学校に来る前は幼稚園の園長先生やったらしいが、
避難訓練が終わった後の話で「みなさん、大変良く出来ました。
校長先生からご褒美に大きなおまる（○）をあげましょう」やと。
普通に「大きなまる（○）をあげましょう」でええやろ。
丁寧に言うあまりみんな勘違いしてしもたやろ。
大きな「おまる」なんか貰ってもそれに見合う大便や小便なんか
誰も出来へんわ！

オレが中学校のときの担任の先生。
冬のマラソン大会のとき、卒業生が何台かのバイクに乗って
マラソン大会を邪魔しに来た。みんなが恐怖におののき、
先生のほうに助けを求めるな眼差しを送ると、蚊の泣くような小さな声で
「ちょっと出ていってくれへんか？」って。情けないぞ、先生！
普段はちょっと授業中に私語をしただけで往復ビンタをかますくせに、
それはないやろ。ハッタリでもええから教え子の前でええとこ見せて
欲しかったぞ！


最近、親や教育委員会がうるさくて生徒をキチンと叱る先生が減って
いるそうですが、学校で子供が間違ったことをしたら叱れる大人は
先生しかいないんと違いますか？
そんな当たり前のことが出来ずに歪んだストレスが溜まった結果、
援交したり痴漢する先生が増えてるんと違いますか？
生徒も先生だって人間、っていうことぐらい分かってますよ。

ホンマ、お前ら、何考えとんや〜！



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宣伝じゃなくて、ズレてる大人へのメッセーじで！
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440さんへ＞
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